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11.06.2025 00:18

They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
So they tried
No way
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance