Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Main Card Results | UFC 316: Dvalishvili vs O'Malley 2 - UFC.com

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Why is America so fucked up?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

What ESPN’s Football Power Index is projecting for Big 12 rivals BYU and Utah in 2025 - Deseret News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Prediction: 2 Artificial Intelligence (AI) Stocks That Will Be Worth More Than Palantir Within 1 Year - The Motley Fool

So they tried

No way

Thumbs down again.

Markets News, June 6, 2025: S&P 500 Hits 6,000 Points for First Time Since February as Stocks Surge After Jobs Report; Tesla Rebounds From Sell-Off - Investopedia

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

iOS 26 Could Bring Sleep Detection, Camera Controls, and New Gestures to AirPods - MacRumors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

"Maintaining Strong Bones Has Less To Do With Drinking Tons Of Milk": Experts Are Sharing What To Foods May Negatively Impact Your Bone Density - BuzzFeed